Monday, June 17, 2013

IBEETHA day uno

day 1-
caught a super sketchy flight on super sketchy ryan air. Flight was super short. Arrived bought vodka and this weird plastic absinthe from duty free. Took bus from the aeroport to san antoni, on which me and camilla proceeded to take absinthe pulls, with no chaster, worst idea ever as it tasted like sulfuric acid burning our insides. However, within a couple minutes we felt high as balls so I have no idea what was in this stuff. Our hostel was pretty nice, beds not as comfy as prague but the room was all ours and nicer. We all proceeded to get shit faced and hit the beach of course. Ibiza is absolutely beautiful, the water is unreal. Me and cami passed out and got retarded sunburnt while shannon and alexis rode jetskis fo freeee. We had no way of getting home as we didnt bring enough euros for a ticket home but we were drunk so clearly we did not care. Just our luck that as were getting ready to go home a group of nice spanish soccer players picked us up and took us on a ride on their yacht!!! they gave us fruit, chips, alcohol and we all watched the sunset on the boat, then they took us back to san antoni. None of them spoke english and made us listen to really weird spanish music but they took good care of us. We finally got home and drank mas absinthe to point where we were all RETARDED and tripped balls on our way to the bus, and on the bus, and at pacha which was amazing. The club looked like Gatsby's mansion. Shannon had a lovely black pimp daddy who wore a leopard print shirt and gold chain. Cami and I were twin dancers for this guy's bday "J-Fresh". Twas a fun fun night but definitely weird.n

ELECTROCITY aka camillas birthday 6/6/2013

- camillas birthday was nothing short of epicccc we started off by passing our spanish midterm! Cami brought a water bottle filled with CAVA and drank it throughout class. Right after we met up with mary and azia at the beach, got black, got bombass burgers at maka maka cuz we crave american food too much. Ste-phan met up with as well.
- We got back got ready got hammered off of cava and vodka, everyone and their mother met up at our appartment for the pregame dina, daniel and friends, stearns, blevins, andenburg etc. so there was shit ton of people here ummmm what else ya we all got really drunk and what not...got there kind've a blur thought cami was in jail so went in lateee but once we were all in it was epic also kind've a huge blur but i remember telling shannon to open her eyes a lot and the air vents were awesome.
- we got in the VIP area and alfonso gave us mas alcohol cuz he wanted camis nuts so we all got blacked out further. Shannon and alexis got in the VIP stand with dmitri vegas and like mike which was sickkk. All of us made it until close. Me mary, azia, stearns, blevins and demi all watched the sunrise on the beach (and got swarmed by packis which sucked but its whatever). We all wound up crashing around 8-9 am, woke up at 2 pm, and then we all got MILK which was bomb ass american breakfast. Later we got vinya del mar and watched the fountain show at mont juic! Happy bday cameela!

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Costa Brava and some pics

1st day- AWFUL. We were retarded hungover and it rained the entire time and as always shannon can't dress her self for the weather. Salvador Dali museum was sick though. As always ISA was on our shitlist. We could not wait to get back to our hotel which luckily gave us free bomb ass breakfast, the least they could do.




2nd day- BEAUTIFUL. Sunny perfect weather. Went on a boat to Cadequas which was a gorgeous beach town. Shannon dressed like a straight gypsy. We popped cava and drank on the beach and hiked up a hill to view the city.

2nd Week And PRAHA czech it outttt

PRAGUE WAS FREEZING. But absolutely magical and the food and beer was amazing. We had to wear all our clothes at once literally layers upon layers and after the trip was over basically never wanted to wear any of it again.
- We had a very early flight, shannon cami and alexis had gone to knife party and went straight from it to the airport. We all ate mcdonalds which was a terrible idea
- when we arrived we stayed at a place called Hostel Homer (like homer simpson) which had very comfy beds and very nice spacious showers. However it was raining the entire time. Also no one spoke anything remotely close to english everything sounded slavic or whatever but hey we were in eastern europe.
- we bought the worlds most beatest umbrellas. ever made. in the history of ever. They tried to kill us multiple times. Throwing them away was one of the highlights of my trip, no joke. Especially shannon's.
- Our first meal was onion soup in bread bowls which was bomb and dumplings, also bomb. Everything is incredibly cheap here but korunas are weird and a hassle to convert. all their beer has more alcohol content which was chilllll Camilla and I got chocolate beer which was 13.5 % alcohol.
- We took a free tour around old town square and the jewish quarter. In the museum of the jewish quarter which we unfortunately never got to see because it was flooding had pictures drawn by little kids from the holocaust. A czech woman had them draw them as a way to cope with their pain, but they mostly drew things that made them happy which was touching.
- The clock tower was dopeeee and the story behind it was pretty gnarly. Everything in Prague is super old and beautiful, like a medieval fairy tale
- We took a nap then went on a ridiculous bar crawl with a bunch of gay dutch soldiers. It was as weird as it sounded but fun nevertheless. Prague is most beautiful at night in my opinion its almost brighter and warmer and the castle sparkles in the distance :). the five story club sucked it was like a middle school dance with freaks in braces but hey what else is there to do in eastern europe? We also tried absinthe, wasn't the legitimate kind but still tasted like burning acid in your sinuses.
- Day 2 was the best day. For once it stopped raining. We crossed the bridge to the castle square which was unreal, the bridge itself was unreal, basically everything was ridiculous. There was also the most precious teenage boy singing wonderwall and playing the guitar on the bridge. All the guys in prague are ridiculously hott but don't speak a single word of english and I feel go very under-appreciated, especially some of the castle guards we asked for help.
- The cathedral and the castle area was some of the oldest most beautiful architecture I've ever seen much like Cathedral of Barcelona. They even have two guards who literally do not move just like in britain.
- We had the besttt meal at the monastery where we went beer tasting. The beer was also ridiculously good especially the IPA alexis got. Its also crazy cheap alcohol is like a dollar there. Cami and I had roast chicken and I also got potato dumplings and this purple cabbage. Nom nom nom. Shannon also tried Gulash and alexis got beer onion soup.
- The John lennon wall was incredible. One of my favorite parts of the trip. The locks of love bridge kinda sucked in comparison to the expectations we had but oh well. At least I will see the one in Paris!
- We had hott wine too which is my new favorite thing. Its like mulled in spices and perfect for a cold day :)
- stayed at hostel tyn our favorite hostel thus far, literally the beds were luxurious
- 3rd day we basically just walked around met with shannon and camis friend from state who was in Theta in Prague and her guys friends and went to this place called "The Pub" which was neat. Got my last thing of Hot wine and Gulash soup in a bread bowl. Bittersweet but it was too cold and we needed to get back to barca and the sun :)



1st week


Thursday, May 30, 2013


summary thus far week 1

sooooo heres whats happened thus far in bullets
- chelsea and cami are directionally stupid
- shannon can't dress for anything. shes dressed like a gypsy on a freezing boat got caught in the rain in an orange tube top and shorts and a hobo in a university of barcelona sweatshirt in the gothic quarter
- cathedrals are fucking awesome
- spanish people are obsessed with eggs
- and gross processed pigs meat
- "jeffe"
- are spanish teacher is satan and cant wear mascara and makes us listen to weird sexual songs.
- alexis is feisty and stay away from her when she has a drink
- dun dun dundundundun is a song
- we raged with the FC barcelona soccer team
- alexis and shannon were the stars of the shoko opening party
- chelseas pants are too big
- we severely underestimated the cold weather
- we have man legs
- cami and alexis got offered jobs at opium, cami might take up the offer and stay a while
- shannon gave the dj at opium a shoulder massage
- "WHO" is our official theme song
- we partied behind the djs set at opium and he played everything we told him to
- we partied at the W
- shannon "bruket her finga"
- bravoair HATES shannon and so does prague
- bravoair wants shannon to fly on the dates "nananana" to "nananana"
- we need our own reality tv show
- everyone in isa thinks were actually insane
- CAVA
- bo de bis lived up to the hypeee
- we fucking love cava
- especially sangria con cava
- they have froyo here, soy froyo and its dank
- the juice is UNREAL
- PRAGUE THIS WEEKEND